Finish The Sentence!

Today I’m linking up with Holly & Jake for a rousing game of “Finish The Sentence…”


1. If calories didn’t count, I would eat… An ENTIRE pan of brownies (the gooey-er, the better) and all the marshmallows out of a box of Lucky Charms.  Not joking.  I curse you, stupid sweet tooth.  And for what it’s worth, I’ve also been known to lick the frosting off of cupcakes and eat Nutella with a spoon.

2. On my Prom night…. Our pre-dance dinner was drive-thru in a limo.  Keeping it classy.

3. When I go to the store, I always buy… onions. Because, clearly, if we were to have an emergency, onions could sustain us.  “Here kids!  Have an onion!”

4. Family functions typically… leave my family circus looking like a freak show.  Inevitably, people puke, kids scream, I yell, and my husband falls asleep watching sports. I just know that when we leave, everyone else takes a collective sigh of relief!

5. I think my blog readers… are awesome.  I mean, who doesn’t love their mom, dad, and grandma? Just kidding.  Kind of.  Honestly, I consider you all some of my best friends…even though we might not even personally know each other!  For you to keep coming back here, not knowing if or when I will post next, keeping up with our circus, and leaving me nothing but uplifting, kind comments?  It truly warms my {lonely} heart.

6. I’d much rather be….. getting a paycheck than cutting coupons, stressing about money, and NOT shopping.  Just keeping it real…

7. I have an obsession with…. shaving my legs, Pinterest, picking my kids’ noses, eggs for breakfast, party supplies, the Duggars, my crockpot, the photography industry (although I have NO desire to become a “real” photographer!), Target T-shirts, workout clothes (ok, ALL clothes), softball (shout-out to my Central Dutch!), staying organized, my (dying!) Keurig, (using parenthesis), and my children. Uh. I guess taking awkward selfies ranks up there too.


8. My work friends…. are ages 7, 5, 4, 2, and 2 months.

9. When I created my Facebook account…. my little brother had to walk me through it and assure me that it was, in fact, way cooler than my beloved MySpace.  MyWhaaa?

10. My least favorite word is… moist.

11. I really don’t remember…. what I don’t remember.  I remember pretty much everything, y’all. The shirt I was wearing for 3rd grade class pictures?  Yep!  The name of my best friend’s neighbor’s dog?  You bet!  The birth weights of all my children?  Of course!

12. Justin Bieber…. is NOT good enough for Beezus.  I mean, Selena Gomez.

I’d LOVE for you to play along!  Just head on over to Holly’s blog to link up!  Oh, and if you do play, would you mind leaving me a comment, so I can be sure to check it out?  Thanks, yo’s!